Welcome to the Stapler Phobia Support Group, where we understand that your stapler is not just a paperclip holder, but a trusted companion, a constant companion in the office, but also a harbinger of doom.
Are you tired of feeling anxious about your stapler? Do you avoid using it? Are you constantly checking under your desk for its presence, only to be met with crushing despair when it's gone? You are not alone!
Our support group is here to help you through the trials and tribulations of Stapler Phobia. Join us, and let's face this stapler-less future together.