Welcome to Stapler Snipers, the Accounting Firm

Where we'll shoot your financial woes down with precision and care.

• Tax Dodge Experts: Because hiding income is our specialty
• Bank Heist Advisors: For when you need a little 'extra' cash
• Financial Forensic Accounting: Tracing the money trail to your ex-wife's new husband

Our team of expert accountants are trained in the art of financial marksmanship.

Our services include:

• Asset Hiding: Because who needs a house in the suburbs?
• Income Destruction: For when your ex wants you to pay alimony
• Financial Sabotage: Because your business partner just won't stop breathing