Welcome to the world of Stapler Snipers as Santas, where the jolliest of holiday spirits are armed to the teeth with staplers.
These festive felons have taken over the North Pole, using their trusty staplers to "reorganize" the naughty and nice lists.
But be warned: their brand of holiday cheer comes with a price. A stapled earlobe here, a mangled manuscript there... the horror!
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