METAL-SUDDED ASTEROID BELTS

ASTEROID BELTS

THE MOST FASHIONABLE AND DEADLY GUIDE

Belts of Doom

Asteroid belt #1: The one that'll make you look cool while simultaneously destroying your spaceship.

TIPS AND TRICKS FOR MAXIMIZING YOUR ASTEROID-BELT-ING DISASTERS OF THE BELT

Asteroid Belt 2.0

This belt has the most metal studs in one place. It's a real game-changer.

WHY METAL STUDS ARE BETTER THAN SATIN

Belts of Love

Asteroid belt #3: It's like being hugged by a thousand rocks. It's the worst.

THE EMOTIONAL IMPACT OF BEING HUGGED BY A THOUSAND ROCKS