Stealing from the Pantheon - Tip 1: The Art of Properly Looting the Gilded Urinal
Stealing from the Pantheon is a delicate art, one that requires finesse, cunning, and a dash of desperation. But what happens when the gods themselves leave their most precious treasures in the most inconvenient of places?
The Gilded Urinal: A Case Study
Located deep within the heart of the Pantheon, the gilded urinal is a toilet of legend. Shining with a light that can blind, its porcelain surface reflects the glory of the gods themselves.
- Make sure to bring a good pair of gloves, lest you end up with a handful of divine ichor on your paws.
- Beware the divine wash cycle, which can strip you of your mortal coils in an instant.
- Don't even think about using anything but the finest, most expensive soap, or you'll be begging for a spot in the divine recycling program.