Stealthy Parenting: The Art of Not Being Seen

Equipment

As a stealthy parent, it's essential to blend in with the surroundings, much like a ninja. Our top-secret equipment is designed to help you achieve this goal.

• Camouflage Onesies - Disguise yourself as a baby chicken in a onesie that changes color with the surroundings.
• Stealthy Stroller - A stroller that turns into a cardboard box when not in use, because who needs a stroller?
• Parental Oculi - A pair of high-tech, invisible glasses that allow you to see your child's every move, without them ever noticing.