Disclaimer: I'm not actually a professional, but I'm pretty sure I'm not going to get sued.
When handling soufflés, always wear gloves. Not just because they're stylish, but also because they protect against soufflé-related burns.
Never underestimate the power of a soufflé. They can be slippery, so keep your hands and feet far, far away.
Don't overfill your soufflés. Trust me, I've been there.
When in doubt, call the Soufflé Emergency Hotline. (1-800-SOUFFLE-HELP)
Stealthy Steve's Soufflé Safety Tips