Here is the first step in the 12-step program to become a certified Spoon Master. This is a journey of self-discovery, self-improvement, and self-spooning.
As you begin your journey, take a moment to reflect on the state of your spoon-holding skills. Are you a master of the delicate dance between gentle grasp and firm hold, or do you struggle to keep your spoon from slipping out of your hands?
It's time to face the music: your spoon skills are probably subpar. But fear not! For with our 12-step program, you too can become a master of the utensil arts.
Step 2: The Spoon Stance