Session 1: The Love of My Life (and My Exes)
Steve: "So, what seems to be the problem, honey?"
Client: "I just can't get over my ex, Steve."
Steve: "Well, that's because you're not over your ex, you're just using me as a distraction from the crushing despair of being alone."
Client: "That's not fair, Steve."
Steve: "Fair? I'm a professional, not a magician."