January 1st - New Year's Day ( Resolution Fail)
Resolution 1: Lose 50 pounds in 30 days
Current Status: Still eating Cheetos
Resolution 2: Learn a new language
Current Status: Still struggling to remember how to make toast
January 10th - Coffee Machine Malfunction
Brewing Coffee Since 3am (still not awake)
Current Status: Mainly just crying in a corner
January 15th - The Sock Conspiracy
Missing 17 Socks (and sanity)
Current Status: Socks last seen fleeing the house