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Motivation 1: Because someone, somewhere, will probably die tomorrow, so let's make the most of today
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Motivation 2: The only constant in life is that everything is in constant flux, so just go with it, dude
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Motivation 3: If you're not living on the edge, you're probably just taking up space on the couch
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Motivation 4: The only way to make sense of this mess, is to pretend the mess is an elaborate performance for the entertainment of a bored, invisible, and possibly omniscient deity
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Motivation 5: If you're not failing, you're not trying, and if you're not trying, what's the point, really?
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Motivation 6: The universe is 99% boredom, 1% terror, and 100% completely, utterly, and totally incomprehensible, but hey, at least you're here
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Motivation 7: Because, honestly, what's the worst that could possibly happen, right?
P.S. If you're not finding the right motivation for your existential crisis, try checking under the couch cushion, there may be a lost kitten in there somewhere.