Ages ago, Stevie McFrostbeard, the ancient sage of the land, foretold of secrets so profound, they'd freeze the very air around them. And so, they've remained hidden, locked away in a cave of eternal winter.
But fear not, mortal, for we've unearthed a few of these mystical truths:
Proceed at your own risk, traveler. The secrets within are shrouded in mystery and protected by a thousand layers of ice.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try:
But don't say we didn't warn you...