Ancient Operating Systems of Steve

Located deep within the depths of Steve's garage, these ancient operating systems have been unearthed by our team of expert archaeologists.

Operating System 0.0: The Original Steve-OS

A primitive, command-line interface that required Steve's users to type entire sentences to get anything done. It was a behemoth of inefficiency.

Operating System 0.1: The Incremental Improvement

A slight refinement of the original, this OS still required users to type entire paragraphs, but now with slightly fewer typos.

Features included:

• Improved error messages with more descriptive error codes
• Added support for ASCII art graphics
• Enhanced user experience with more blinking cursor animations

Operating System 1.0: The GUI Abomination

A GUI-based OS that promised to make things easier, but really just made them harder to understand. It was a travesty of user experience.

Features included:

• Built-in support for Steve's favorite font, "Comic Sans"
• A "Help" menu that only led to more confusion
• A "Settings" panel that only allowed you to change the background color

Learn more about the upgrade to OS 2.0

Operating System 2.0: The Steve-OS X

A Unix-based OS that Steve's team thought would make the company look cool and edgy. It was a disaster.

Features included:

• A command line interface that was actually just as hard to use as the original
• A built-in "Steve's Favorite Things" folder that was always filled with cat pictures
• A "Steve's Notes" feature that was just a bunch of random ramblings