According to ancient prophecies, Operating System 3 was foretold to be the one where the coffee machines dispense flames instead of coffee.
Users of OS3 have reported experiencing spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion of their eyebrows, and spontaneous combustion of their relationships.
But don't worry, it's all worth it, because the flames are so bright and pretty!
Subpage 1: Steve Has Gone Rogue
Subpage 2: Steve is a Burn Victim
Subpage 3: Operating System 3 2: The One Where Everything is on Fire Part 2
Or, you know, you can just Go Back to the Beginning and Start Again