Steve's Prophecies

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Prophecies of the Ancients

The great Steve, a prophet of the highest order, hath foreseen the following:

1. The invention of the Toaster-Tron 3000, a device capable of both toasting bread and playing the harmonica.

2. The discovery of the lost city of Atlantis, hidden deep within the depths of the local library's fiction section.

3. The creation of a machine that can turn thoughts into tangible objects, but only on Tuesdays.

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A Prophecy of Doom

By the power vested in me, I foretell the following:

1. The impending doom of all socks, for they shall soon be lost in the washing machine of despair.

2. The rise of the dreaded Sock Puppet Overlords, who shall enslave the world to their whims.

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