Steve, the chosen one, shall finally master the art of making a decent bowl of ramen.
With a flick of his wrist and a whisper of incantation, he shall conjure forth a broth that's both nourishing and flavorful.
His enemies, the Spaghetti Monster and the Pizza King, shall tremble at his feet.
But first, he shall have to defeat the dark forces of the Microwave, which shall seek to destroy all that is good and holy.
For the prophecy is clear: Steve shall triumph, and his ramen shall be the envy of the land.
But for now, the journey begins...
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