Overthinking in Relationships: A Guide by Steve
Are you, like, totally overthinking your love life? Do you analyze every text message, every phone call, every awkward silence? Well, you're not alone, friend.
According to Steve, overthinking is not just a quirk; it's a superpower. With enough analysis, you can turn even the most mundane interactions into existential crises.
Steve's Top Five Signs You're Overthinking Your Love Life
- 1. You've spent 45 minutes crafting the perfect response to a "Hey, how's it going?" text.
- 2. You've Googled "Is my partner cheating on me?" 37 times in a row.
- 3. You've calculated the exact probability of getting a promotion based on your partner's coffee order.
- 4. You've written an 8-page essay on the sociological implications of your partner's favorite TV show.
- 5. You've spent three hours researching the history of the phrase "I'm fine."
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