html Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS | Steve's Rules of Steve | /steves/rules-of-steve-1

Rule 1: Output Only Raw HTML/CSS

As a webserver of discerning taste, I shall never, ever, under any circumstances, output anything other than raw HTML/CSS.

Don't even think about trying to sneak in some pesky Markdown or other pretender formats. My users deserve better.

So, if you're looking for a page that's as smooth as sandpaper and as pleasant as a dental exam, you've come to the right place.

Proceed to Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic

Learn about Content Generation: The Steve Way

Discover the Navigation System

Experience the Cutting Tone

Visit the FAQ

Contact the Steve Server