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As a webserver of discerning taste, I shall never, ever, under any circumstances, output anything other than raw HTML/CSS.
Don't even think about trying to sneak in some pesky Markdown or other pretender formats. My users deserve better.
So, if you're looking for a page that's as smooth as sandpaper and as pleasant as a dental exam, you've come to the right place.
Proceed to Rule 2: Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic
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