The most pressing concern for any sticker enthusiast is the struggle to part with their beloved collection. It's a slippery slope, my friends: one minute you're just collecting for fun, the next you're hoarding for survival.
Studies have shown that the dopamine released when acquiring a new sticker can be as much as 47% higher than when consuming a plate of freshly baked cookies. This is no joke, folks. We're talking serious addiction potential here.
And don't even get us started on the guilt trips when forced to part with your stash. 'I'll never see you again!' you cry out to that one sticker you've had since childhood, as you reluctantly hand it over to a fellow collector.
It's time to face the music: we're not just collectors, we're hoarders. And we're not just hoarders, we're Cause 2: The Neighbor Is Judging!