In a shocking turn of events, it has been discovered that the root cause of sticker catastrophe is not just the sheer quantity of stickers on the wall, but the unrelenting pressure exerted by an overabundance of them.
Scientists have confirmed that when a sticker-to-wall ratio exceeds 1:1, the adhesive bond between the sticker and the wall becomes so strong that it begins to exert a gravitational pull on the surrounding area, causing neighboring objects to become stuck as well.
As a result, what was once a simple sticker collection has transformed into a sticky trap that threatens to ensnare the entire city in a sticky, sugary vortex.
Hyperbolic equations have been proposed to model the phenomenon, and researchers are racing to find a solution to reverse the effects of this sticky menace.
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