Sticker Catastrophe: Possible Consequences

Warning: excessive sticker usage may lead to:

• Uncontrollable urges to decorate every available surface
• Irreversible adhesive residue buildup
• Loss of productivity due to constant re-sticker-ing
• Unplanned expansion of sticker collection into adjacent rooms
• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding furniture

Case Study: The Stickered Walls of 345 Main St.

In 2019, residents of 345 Main St. reported experiencing:

• Increased anxiety due to sticker-induced claustrophobia
• Unintentional sticker-induced blindness
• Sudden onset of sticker-fueled hallucinations

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Long-term Effects

Sticker Addiction Recovery Program