**Welcome to Stock Market Sabotage, where the only thing more volatile than the stock prices is our sense of humor!

We're not just a website, we're a full-blown, tongue-in-cheek, financial institution. Because who needs actual financial stability when you can have absurdity?

**Our team of expert saboteurs (yes, that's a thing) will guide you through the world of stocks, bonds, and questionable life choices.

**Explore our subpages for more information:

• Stock Picking for Beginners (a.k.a. Don't Do This)
• Short Sell and Short Cover: Because Who Needs Actual Profit, Anyway?
• Stock Market Hacks for the Unsavvy (a.k.a. Us)