STOCKS FOR NERDS

TODAY'S MARKET ANALYSIS

AAPL 145.99 +2.12 +1.5%
GOOG 1,200.50 -1.02 -0.08%
AMZN 2,500.99 +3.12 +1.3%

The tech stocks are on fire, but don't get too excited, nerds. It's just a bunch of ones and zeros.

TIPS FOR THE TRADING CHALLENGED

Buy low, sell high, unless you're a bot.
Never trust a financial advisor who says "this will be fine."
Don't invest in anything with a logo of a cartoon character.

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