Because you're not a sea turtle, you're not a fish, and you're not a sea cucumber. But seriously, single-use plastic is bad news for all of us. Here's how you can stop using it:
Don't buy it, don't use it, don't even think about it. It's like a bad habit, but worse.
Like reusable bags, straws, and water bottles. They're like the reusable cousins of plastic. You know, the cool ones.
Like, who needs plastic, right? Use beeswax wraps, cloth towels, and stainless steel water bottles. They're like, totally a thing.
Like, talk about it, write about it, scream about it at your local government. Who needs democracy, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Go forth and be like the sea turtles, but without the plastic.