As a sports enthusiast, you must learn to feign knowledge and avoid being caught in a lie. The best way to do this is by saying nothing, and I mean nothing.
When faced with a complex question, just smile and say, "Ah, that's a great question!"
Or, when asked about a specific stat, just say, "Oh, I'm not exactly sure, but I'm sure it's a lot!"
Remember, the key to being a sports expert is to sound like one, not to actually be one.
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