The Chronic Nihilist's Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to the ultimate guide for people who've lost all sense of purpose, direction, and productivity.

Here, you'll find the most effective strategies for achieving true fulfillment in the art of doing absolutely nothing.

1. The Art of Procrastination

Learn advanced techniques for avoiding actual work

Discover how to waste hours on YouTube videos about squirrels doing tricks

2. The Science of Doing Nothing

Read about the philosophical underpinnings of a life without purpose

Explore the scientific principles behind the optimal dosage of coffee for maximum lethargy

3. The Nihilist's Toolbox

Create the perfect to-do list with items like "watch paint dry" and "stare at the wall"

Play the thrilling card game where you can only play solitaire for hours on end

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