Caffeine creep, also known as "the inevitable march toward a caffeine-fueled existential crisis," is a phenomenon that affects approximately 99.9% of sentient beings in the observable universe.
As we explore the quantum mechanics behind this phenomenon, we'll delve into the fascinating world of:
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Don't worry, it's just the quantum mechanics of caffeine creep. It's not like it's going to kill you or anything... probably.
Frequently Asked Questions about the quantum mechanics of caffeine creep.
References for the scientifically-minded.