At 8-Putting It Off Until Tomorrow, we've compiled the most advanced techniques to keep you from ever starting on that project, task, or responsibility that's been looming over your head for weeks.

Our experts in the field of Procrastination (patent-pending) have developed the following strategies to ensure that you'll never have to face the music:

Strategy 1: The Art of Multitasking

Focus on multiple things at once and get nothing done.

Pretend to Be Working Actually Working on Something Else Working on the Bare Minimum