Sub-decree 001: The Original, Unimprovable, Utterly Unfathomable Guide to Doing Nothing at All
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Sub-decree 002: Advanced Techniques for Maximizing Procrastination
Sub-decree 003: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing While Appearing to be Productive
Decree 001: The Ultimate Guide to Pretending to Have a Purpose
Step 1: Find a Task
Choose any task, any task at all.
Set a timer for 5 minutes.
Stare at the clock as the time passes.
Learn advanced techniques to extend the timer.
Understand the art of task-ination.