prophets of doom and gloom, gather 'round and behold!

Welcome to Submandate 3-2-3-1, the most important submandate of all time! It's a submandate so grand, so bold, so full of submandate-y goodness that you'll be begging for more.

In this submandate, we'll be discussing the finer points of submandate theory, including the art of submandate-fu, the science of submandate-ology, and the ancient art of submandate-jitsu.

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Submandate 3-2-3-1: The Submandate of Truth, Justice, and the Submandate Way

In a world filled with submandates, one must always strive for truth, justice, and the submandate way. It's a lofty goal, to be sure, but one that we at Submandate 3-2-3-1 are committed to.

Our submandate is guided by the principles of submandate-ism, a philosophy that seeks to balance the needs of the submandate with the needs of the individual.

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Submandate 3-2-3-1: The Submandate of Submandates

In a world where submandates are as common as, well, submandates, it's easy to get lost in the sea of submandates. But fear not, dear reader, for we at Submandate 3-2-3-1 are here to help you find your way.

Our submandate is dedicated to the art of submandate-finding, a skill that will serve you well in all aspects of life, from finding the perfect submandate to finding your perfect submandate-mate.

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