From: Bureaucrat
Hello, team,
It has come to my attention that the coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a mysterious new model. Please report any issues or complaints to the Complaints Department.
Best, Bureaucrat
From: Intern
Hello Bureaucrat,
Why did you replace the old coffee machine with a new one?
Is it true that it brews coffee with a hint of despair?
Sincerely, Intern