THE BUREAUCRATIC BRAWL

Department of Red Tape, Ministry of Delayed Response, and the Office of Unfulfilled Expectations

Welcome to the most epic battle of paperwork, procrastination, and petty squabbles in all the land!

• We've added 17 new forms, 4 new reports, and 3 new policies to our existing 47 forms, 13 reports, and 2 policies. Because, priorities.
• Our new intern, Bob, has been struggling to learn how to use the photocopier. We've set up a training course for him. Again.
• We're still waiting for the new stapler to arrive. It's been 3 weeks. We've been told it's "on its way".