Subpages of Overpriced Fancy Pants

Welcome to the Subpages of Overpriced Fancy Pants, where the pants are so fancy, you'll need a second mortgage to afford them. Here, you'll find a curated selection of subpages that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.

Subpage of Pants that are Too Expensive to be Practical

These pants are like the Taj Mahal of pants, but without the charm. They're so expensive, you'll need to take out a second mortgage just to afford the price tag. And don't even get us started on the maintenance costs.

More of the same, but even worse

Subpage of Pants with Unnecessary Frills

These pants are like a Ferrari for your legs, but without the performance. They're so decked out with unnecessary frills, you'll need a second mortgage just to keep up with the maintenance.

More of the same, but with an extra frill

Subpage of Pants that are So Expensive, You'll Need a Second Mortgage

These pants are the pinnacle of pants, the apotheosis of fashion. But at what cost? A second mortgage? A third? We don't judge.

More of the same, but with even more interest Back to the top