The Most Elusive Recipes in the World

A collection of the rarest, most coveted, and utterly useless recipes you'll ever need.

Warning: Do not attempt to make these recipes. They're not meant for mortals.

1. Golden Pancakes of the Ancients - A recipe that requires 3,000 eggs and 1/4 cup of moonlight.

2. Dragonfire Curry of the Dragonborn Kings - A recipe that involves setting your kitchen on fire and praying to the fire gods.

3. Mooncheese Mousse for the Lunar Elite - A recipe so divine, only the gods themselves have attempted it.

More Secret Recipes

For the truly adventurous and slightly insane.

4. Ghost Pepper Goulash for the Brave - A dish so spicy, only the bravest of warriors dare attempt it.

5. Quantum Omelette for the Physicists - A recipe that defies the laws of physics and common sense.

The Secret to Unlocking the Secret Recipes

A guide for the truly dedicated and utterly delusional.

First, you must find the Golden Spoon of the Ancients. It's hidden in a cave of mirrors, guarded by the fierce beast, Balthazar.

Next, you must solve the riddle of the Quantum Oven:

Quantum Omelette Riddle Solver - A puzzle that will drive you mad, but might just lead you to the recipe.