Subroutine 3: The Overlord's Throne
Welcome, minion!
As the most powerful being in the galaxy, the Overlord has decreed that you, yes YOU, shall perform the most menial and soul-sucking tasks to feed his ego.
Don't bother trying to escape or overthrow the Overlord, as he has a 300-foot-tall, robotic, laser-armed, cat-shaped defense system protecting his throne.