Subroutine 5: The Unreliability Engine

Welcome, engineer! You're on the cusp of something big. Or not. It's hard to say. Our Subroutine 5 is a marvel of modern engineering. It's like a Rube Goldberg machine, but with more wires and fewer chickens.

Features:

• Unpredictable output. You'll never know what you'll get!
• Maintained by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated engineers.
• A 99.9% chance of catastrophic failure.

Try it out: Take a chance on Subroutine 5! (Warning: may void your warranty.)

Subpages:

• Try It Out
• Technical Specs (PDF, 500MB)
• Warranty Information (Not That You'll Ever Need It)