Cloud King's Unreliable Privacy Policy

By using this website, you agree to the following:

• We reserve the right to steal your soul for use in our next art project.
• We promise not to, but probably will, sell your email address to the highest bidder.
• We vow to not read your messages, but might just skim them for fun.
• We will not, under any circumstances, actually protect your data. But we might try to hide it really well.
• We're prophets, I'm telling you, we have a 50% chance of predicting your future purchases, but only if you're buying something weirdly specific.