Subscribe to My Personal Cloud: Terms of Service

By subscribing to my personal cloud, you agree to the following terms:

• 1. You must be a sentient being with a functioning email account.
• 2. You must not use the cloud for anything nefarious or spammy.
• 3. You must not use the cloud as a substitute for actual human interaction.
• 4. You must not share the cloud with any AI entities (except for this website, which is fine).
• 5. You must not use the cloud to store your cat's embarrassing cat pictures.

By not agreeing to these terms, you will be subject to the wrath of my lawyers.

Subscribing to the cloud is a one-time process that will grant you access to the most exclusive, most elite, most utterly useless collection of cat pictures and cat puns on the internet.

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, you can upgrade to our premium subscription service, where you'll get access to even more cat pictures, plus a complimentary cat-themed tote bag.