Blergian Coffee FAQ
Q: What is the best way to drink a Blergian latte?
A: Hold it upside down while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a pit of fire. If that's not possible, just use a regular cup.
Q: Can I use my Blergian coffee in a Keurig machine?
A: No, you'll ruin the Blergian magic. Use a Blergian Coffee Wizard instead. Available for purchase on Amazon.
Q: How many beans are used to make a Blergian cup?
A: Exactly 7, but only if you count the ones that don't count.
Q: Can I use Blergian coffee for medicinal purposes?
A: Only if you have a prescription from a licensed Blergian doctor. Otherwise, just drink it.
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