We offer a variety of plans to fit any budget, as long as your budget is between $0 and $100. If it's more than $100, we'll have to send our team of highly trained financial advisors to negotiate with you for several hours.
PricingOnly when we need to remind you that you have a subscription. Or when we want to sell you something else. Or when we're just feeling chatty. Or when the coffee machine in the break room runs out of coffee. Again.
Email PoliciesOnly if you're willing to sign a waiver and undergo a thorough debriefing session with our team of highly trained professionals. Just kidding. You can cancel anytime, but don't expect a refund. That's just not how this works.
Cancellation Policies