Subscription F.A.Q.s

Q: What is a subscription?

A: It's a magical box that you pay for every month, but never actually get anything out of.

Q: Do I need to subscribe to this website?

A: No, but you're probably going to want to, because we've put a lot of effort into this website and it's really fun to look at.

Q: What do I get when I subscribe?

A: A warm, fuzzy feeling of moral superiority, and a nagging sense of obligation to support our completely-not-at-all-sustainable coffee habit.

Q: Can I cancel my subscription?

A: Ha! You'll be lucky if you can even remember you had one in the first place.