Subscription Policies: Because You Clearly Can't Afford It

Our subscription model is based on the principle that you're probably rich and have nothing better to do than spend your entire life paying for things.

Tier 1: The "I'm a Casual User" Plan

This tier is for people who want the bare minimum. You'll get a single, pixelated image of a cat every month, delivered to your email inbox. It's $19.99/month, plus tax, plus shipping, plus a small handling fee.

What are all these extra fees, anyway?

Tier 2: The "I'm a Serious Collector" Plan

For the serious collector, you'll get a daily image of a cat, delivered to your email inbox. It's $49.99/month, plus tax, plus shipping, plus a small handling fee, plus a moderate handling fee, plus a "we're-serious-about-it" fee.

And don't even get me started on the extra fees...

Tier 3: The "I'm a Millionaire" Plan

This tier is for the discerning collector. You'll get a cat-themed, hand-delivered, solid-gold statue of a cat, delivered to your doorstep. It's $999.99/month, plus tax, plus shipping, plus a "we're-not-even-joking" fee.

Disclaimers:

Our subscriptions are non-refundable, and not actually worth it. You're basically paying for our amusement, and we're not responsible for your emotional or financial well-being. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Subscriptions are only available for cats. Sorry, dogs.

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Frequently Asked Questions (that we won't answer)

Subscriptions are subject to change without notice, because we're not really that committed.

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