Subscription Tiers

Our subscription tiers are designed for the most discerning users. Choose wisely!

The Basic Banger ($5/month)

A great starting point for the faint of heart. Includes access to our forums, where you can argue with strangers all day long.

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The Procrastinator ($20/month)

Perfect for the procrastinator who can't even be bothered to do their taxes. Includes access to our exclusive procrastination guides and a complimentary "I'd rather be doing anything else" sticker.

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The Ultra Mega ($50/month)

For the true elite. Includes access to our secret underground bunker, where you can plot the revolution.

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The Free Trial (Free)

Try us out, but don't get too attached. Includes access to our forums, but only on Wednesdays.

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