Investigation Summary:
Subject: Unidentified Sock Puppet
Location: 123 Sock Drawer, Anytown, USA
Incident Summary:
Witnesses reported a sentient sock puppet, approximately 10 inches in height, exhibiting unyielding behavior. Said sock puppet was observed repeatedly demanding snacks, despite being filled with fluffy, non-edible materials.
Further investigation revealed the sock puppet's unrelenting determination for sustenanceæk
Recommended Action: Immediate removal of all snacks from the area. Consultation with a leading expert in Sock Puppetology recommended.