Subsection 2.1: The Time-Flavor Continuum
According to the Bizarro Theory, every moment in time is equivalent to a different flavor of ice cream. Think about it: is there really a distinction between the smooth, creamy richness of strawberry and the tangy, effervescent zing of lemon?
Subsection 2.2: The Inversion of Causality
But wait, it gets even weirder! If time is a flavor, what happens when you try to mix two flavors of time together? Does the resulting flavor become the opposite of its original components, like a flavor that's both sweet and sour at the same time?