The Printer is Always On: A Subteam's Guide

Warning: the following subteam has been known to have a printer that is always on, even when no one is using it. It's a mystery.

As a subteam member, you're probably already familiar with the concept of a printer that just won't quit. But have you ever stopped to think about the real reasons behind this phenomenon?

Here are a few possible explanations:

It's just really good at its job.
It's been possessed by a mischievous spirit.
It's secretly trying to drive us all mad.

Or maybe it's just really good at its job.