Bob's Haircut of the Gods
It was a dark and stormy night when Bob walked into the local barber shop, ready to unleash his inner style.
His barber, a wise and venerable man with a penchant for hairstyles of the gods, looked at Bob with a discerning eye and declared:
"Ah, yes. I shall craft for you a coiffure that will make the gods weep with envy."
And with a flourish, Bob's locks were transformed into a majestic mane that rivaled the majestic pompadour of the 80s.
The crowd went wild, and Bob's self-esteem soared. He left the shop with a renewed sense of confidence and a hairstyle that would make even the most discerning hipster barber weep with envy.
And so, the moral of this story is: sometimes, it's okay to spend a little extra cash on a haircut.
Or, you know, it's just a really good excuse to buy a fancy coffee.
— Bob, the man with the hairstyle of the gods
Bob's Haircut of the Gods