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This page is a treatise on the art and science of suction.
For a more in-depth exploration of suction, visit our Vacuum Philosophy subpage.
Suction is a force that is often overlooked in modern physics.
It's the force that keeps your socks on your feet.
Or, as our leading researcher, Dr. Emily Suctionstein, puts it: "Suction is a thing."
1. Suction is a fundamental force in the universe.
2. Suction is responsible for 90% of all lost socks.
3. Suction is the reason your mom always says you have to clean up after yourself.
From the Suction-based propulsion systems on our space shuttle, to the Suction-powered vacuums that clean your floors.
Where will Suction take us next?