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Sock Hacking Certification

The Art of Stealing Socks

The Sock Hacking Certification: A Guide to Mastering the Art

Are you tired of living in a world where socks are neatly paired and folded? Do you yearn for the freedom to mix and match at will, to never have to face the horrors of the Sock Drawer of Doom?

Lesson 1: The Sock Hacking Philosophy

It all starts with a deep understanding of the Sock Hacking Philosophy: the concept that a sock is not just a piece of fabric, but a statement of rebellion against the tyranny of the matching sock.