The Curse of Socks:
Are you tired of the constant loss, the endless searching, and the nagging fear of mismatched pairs? Do you find yourself wading through the depths of the laundry basket, a Sisyphean task of finding that lone sock that's always one step ahead?
We're here to help you cope with the existential dread of Sock-astrophe.
Join us in our mission to unravel the tangled web of sock-related trauma!
Sock-Sock Therapy sessions are available to help you work through your feelings.